so dis weekend..a lot of kids have said a lot of stuff or did sumthin dat either cracked me up..or totally shocked me...here r a few of dem dat i still remember
i) during instructional basketball program, we r doin attendance all we hear is *ring ring* den dis gurl pulls out her cell fone n talks on it...all da staff r lookin at her in shock..she is only 11
ii) a 4 yr boy comes up to me at work n asks me "how many sons do i have ?" ...com'on do i really look as old as ur parents ? n da thing is..im da youngest staff workin in dat program
iii) at church..the kid:"did u get new glasses tim?" ...me: "yah" ..the kid:"they're ugly"...n dis is only the beginning to bout a 10 min convo..on how da style of my glasses r stupid n ugly
iv) finding out dat one of the gurls i teach...is mandy wong's cousin..weird coincidences !
v) a gr.8 kid pulls out his like $400 ..sonyclie pda...does a kid dat age really need a pda ? one w/ like wireless capabilities..bluetooth..built-in camera...full keyboard....does he have dat many things to keep track of ? i still remember myself surviving w/ the agenda at that age
vi) finding out Macmillian has yrbooks now..n how every teacher dat wuz dere .when i went dere..is totally gone..except the music teacher...EEK ! i tink only amanda will kno wut im talkin bout..
vii) dis one is the best..so dey were guessing my age..den a kid goes "tim is 45 yrs old"..den another kid goes rite away "tim is 45 n single...datz so sad"..dat totally crack me up hahaha
i tink datz it..i cant remmeber n e more...
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